Consider some of these actual historical examples of tabloid headlines: “Headless Body in Topless Bar” (New York Post, April 1983) “Super Caley Go Ballistic Celtic Are Atrocious” (The Sun, February 8, 2000) “OVER £100M! Is this the rail price? Is this just fantasy? Caught up in land buys; No escape from bureaucracy!” (The Armagh Gazette,...